Years later
Daughter: Mommy, mommy, look what I found!
Me: What, sweetheart?
Daughter: Some DVDs. It says The Vampire Diaries on them. But they're so old. Why do you still keep them?
Me: ...
Daughter: ...
Me: ..
Daughter: ..
Me: Okay, Katherine, get Damon, Stefan, Elijah and Elena, it's time mom tells you a story








